Ramaphosa only runs the country 'cause he was bored of sitting in his office counting his money. He needed a new summit, and that's human nature

For its contribution to our lives, the app should be in the Humanitarian Hall of Fame, alongside Mother Teresa

Step away from the pots, Mr Mboweni. We cannot have a senior leader assaulting meat with impunity on a global platform

One has to earn the privilege to call people by any name one wishes, but if I ever become super-rich, that's a privilege I will claim, writes Ndumiso ...

Forgive this 50 year old for being slow to catch on when burly, tattooed phenotypically male people own Kia Picantos and tiny French poodles

Some people don’t keep any items in their car, but the wise have a carefully curated inventory that includes biltong, loo paper and a sjambok

The burglars at the game lodge were a slick gang, who operated with admirable focus and precision

It’s always the little things that make me truly happy, such as fresh peaches, rainbows and poking a tongue into tooth cavities

For a lot of men sex is a recreational game whose consequences they only contemplate after that "I’m late" conversation. And by "contemplate", I mean ...

Organised groups are offputting, though the inevitable infighting might be an incentive to join, purely from an entertainment point of view