In light of the glaring WTFness of this past week, as South Africans reel from the massive bitch klaps being administered to our collective psyche and economy, I thought perhaps we needed something light, soothing and frothy to distract us from our woes.

Something nostalgic, laced with a killer dose of romance. Something that could perhaps transport us to happier times where we all still believe in the tooth fairy, Father Christmas and, oh, I don't know, the rainbow nation — something that can perform this role effectively on a global scale given the universal gushing that's afoot...